Went to watch 2012 the other day, but did a big mistake, contrary to the popular advice, forgot to leave my brain back home. So the unavoidable has happened I want clarifications from Mr Roland Emmerich who has allegedly spent millions to make this shit !
This post contains ***spoilers*** - those who have not watched the movie already . . . ESCAPE !
Dear Roland Emmerich please clarify the following doubts ! will you ?
1. Did you take the concept of disaster film quite literaly ? coz this is actually a disaster ! well done !
2. Why the Indian dude who discovers that "nature is abt to screw us all" is reporting directly to some dude frm US of A ? do you know there is gov in India also ?
3. Why the Indian Scientist has a funny accent when he tries to speak in hindi to his wife ? Have u heard of dubbing ? very useful and not that much expensive, just google it !
4. Actually how many lives does the leads in the movie have ? coz they cheat death so many times that I have lost count. I cannot believe that Yamraaj was on vacation as other ppl were dying - left, right & centre.
5. How many minutes can a human being survive under water ? or did u forget to mention that "Jackson Curtis" & his son were actually mutant amphibians blessed with gills !
6. I would like to congratulate "Gordon Silberman" coz he did an unbelievably wonderful job for an amateur pilot, don't u think so ?
7. Do you know that there are certain laws of physics which every one is bound to obey, even if u live in a parallel universe ?
8. Is this a parody for disaster movies ? going over the top for anything & everything gives such an impression ! if its a parody then its a masterpiece !
9. How can it be that the tickets for the ark were sold for 1 bn euros each, yet the whole thing remained a secret until the very last moment, no one except a bum radio jockey frm outside knew abt it ! aaahhh gimme a break !
10. Why did u decided to make the climax of the movie all abt "closing of a jammed door" ? I thought we were watching the world getting screwed !
Any ways I heard that this will be ur last disaster movie, well that's a Gr8 decision ! Thanx a lot for treating us like a lolly-pop sucking 3yr old.
This post contains ***spoilers*** - those who have not watched the movie already . . . ESCAPE !
Dear Roland Emmerich please clarify the following doubts ! will you ?
1. Did you take the concept of disaster film quite literaly ? coz this is actually a disaster ! well done !
2. Why the Indian dude who discovers that "nature is abt to screw us all" is reporting directly to some dude frm US of A ? do you know there is gov in India also ?
3. Why the Indian Scientist has a funny accent when he tries to speak in hindi to his wife ? Have u heard of dubbing ? very useful and not that much expensive, just google it !
4. Actually how many lives does the leads in the movie have ? coz they cheat death so many times that I have lost count. I cannot believe that Yamraaj was on vacation as other ppl were dying - left, right & centre.
5. How many minutes can a human being survive under water ? or did u forget to mention that "Jackson Curtis" & his son were actually mutant amphibians blessed with gills !
6. I would like to congratulate "Gordon Silberman" coz he did an unbelievably wonderful job for an amateur pilot, don't u think so ?
7. Do you know that there are certain laws of physics which every one is bound to obey, even if u live in a parallel universe ?
8. Is this a parody for disaster movies ? going over the top for anything & everything gives such an impression ! if its a parody then its a masterpiece !
9. How can it be that the tickets for the ark were sold for 1 bn euros each, yet the whole thing remained a secret until the very last moment, no one except a bum radio jockey frm outside knew abt it ! aaahhh gimme a break !
10. Why did u decided to make the climax of the movie all abt "closing of a jammed door" ? I thought we were watching the world getting screwed !
Any ways I heard that this will be ur last disaster movie, well that's a Gr8 decision ! Thanx a lot for treating us like a lolly-pop sucking 3yr old.
aww spoilers iam nt reading but will read after watchin
ReplyDeleteThis is a perfect documentation of that "DISASTER". Pretty kwel for a first blog...
ReplyDeleteI’m disappointed as I was expecting a lot out of it.
ReplyDeleteThe only positive I noticed reading this so called disaster pulled the blogger in yo out.
Very clinical postmortem.
To the point & crisp. I fear Roland Emmerich could answer any. Good observation.
keep blogging
cheers
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